Stuck for a title for that crime novel you’re working on? Or perhaps you have no intentions whatsoever of writing a book, but find yourself preoccupied almost hourly with schemes and plans for murder, mayhem and wildly inventive violence. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a title to go along with your plotting?

(Oho! You thought I’d finished, did you not? That I’d got all caught up with writerly whining and ranting? That I’d just get bored after The Chick Lit Book Title Generator and The Literary Fiction Book Title Generator? But I didn’t get bored. Oh no.)

It’s The Crime Thriller Book Title Generator!

I apologise for making the first word of everybody’s title just “The”. But there are rules, you know. I can’t just go changing 30 years of genre titling rules purely for entertainment purposes.

 So what’s mine, you say?! Oh, go on then…